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    oqvpo:

    Young Angelina Jolie 


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    housewifeswag:

    the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

    omg cutest ever

    HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

    (Source: toptumbles)

    nerdofchaos:

    recreationalcannibalism:

    the-adequate-gatsby:

    stultifyandstupefy:

    derpes:

    And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

    And Abraham replied, “What.”

    God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

    To which they responded, “Gay.” 

    And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

    see you all in hell